What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
And into the rabbit hole we went!
the first girl is the same one who made the first “hey girls did you know… that um… your boobs… belong in your shirt” and it started that whole trend
GUyS I AM DYING SOMeONE SEND HELP
I HAVE NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST IN MY LIFE
IM PISSING MYSELF
why matt pelissier left mychem- from 300th issue of AP magazine (click to enlarge)
•do not make jokes about eating disorders
•do not comment on the calorie content of someones food
•do not comment on how much someone eats
•do not joke about someones weight
•do not talk proudly about starving themselves
Your silly little comments and attempts to be funny can offend someone that’s suffering or trigger a problem that wasnt previously there.
I wish everybody in the entire world could live by this (mom, cough cough)
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
They say it’s not about weight. And then weigh you.
They say it’s about needing control. And then take the control away from you.
They say it’s not about calories. And then tell you you’ve eaten too many or not enough.
They say it’s possible to recover. And then they tell you that you have a 50/50 chance of relapse.
They say it’s a state of mind. And then they tell you that you don’t meet the physical criteria.
Jensen asks Misha a question in a Russian accent